It is an open truth that good jokes are medicine to the soul. They help us laugh out and forget the day-to-day sorrows and weight that life bears on our shoulders.
Of all the good jokes out there, yo mama jokes hit differently.
In this article, we have compiled the best yo mama jokes for you to play with your friends and family and have fun.
The jokes are ideal in a setting with kids in the play and can also be enjoyed alone by yourself.
Best Yo Mama Jokes
1. Yo mama is so backward, she warned you against climbing Mountain Dew.
2. Yo mama is so old, she served at the Lord’s Table during the Last Supper.
3. Yo mama is so old, when I told her to behave her age, she died.
4. Yo mama is so skinny, when she swallowed a meatball, she appeared pregnant.
5. Yo mama is so poor that she advised fork for cereals to save milk.
6. Yo mama is so ugly just like yo mama.
7. Yo mama is so fat when she skipped a meal, prices rose due to oversupply.
8. Yo mama is so fat when she announced her fasting, food stock prices dropped.
9. Yo mama is so huge, she uses a Go-Pro 360 camera to take selfies.
10. Yo mama is so dumb when she was locked inside a mattress store, she still slept on the floor.
11. Yo mama is so fat that she never managed to jump to conclusions.
12. Yo mama is so dumb that she kept failing surveys every time.
13. Yo mama is so dumb that she asked to read an audiobook.
14. Yo mama is so huge that the picture I took of her 12 months ago is still printing.
15. Yo mama dumb she asked me to buy her Facebook at the bookstore.
16. Yo mama is so lazy she reported late for a work-at-home job.
17. Yo mama is so fat that people struggle to see the other side of her.
18. Yo mama is so ugly that everyone believed it was her profession.
19. Yo mama is so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground cracked up!
20. Yo mama is so dumb she wear makeup on her head to make up her mind.
21. Yo mama is so old when she walked into a museum, she was welcome as a new piece.
22. Yo mama is so ancient that when she was in school, there was no history as a major.
23. Yo mama is so old she nursed Burger King when he was a Prince.
24. Yo mama is so scary Halloween had to flee on seeing her face.
25. Yo mama is so scary that the monsters in her closet are believed to be her best friends.
26. Yo mama is so American, she sued Africa for using a Roaman general’s name, Africanus.
27. Yo mama is so dumb that she has never known the difference between a therapist and the-rapist to this day.
28. Yo mama is so funny that she inquired if she can get a Bluetooth at a dental clinic.
29. Yo mama is so evil that the devil was convinced of selling his soul to her.
30. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow I can’t believe they aren’t coated with butter to this day.
31. Yo mama is so tall when she stripped in Texas, her head fell in South California.
32. Yo mama is so scary that her walk across the wheat fields did a better job than the scarecrows on the farm.
33. Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate serial indicates she has expired.
34. Yo mama is so hot that jalapenos can’t help but cry.
35. Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it!
36. Yo mama is so American that her headscarf has been an American flag since childhood.
37. Yo mama is so ugly when she went to a haunted house, she got a job.
38. Yo mama is so skinny that she always hula hoops with a cheerio!
39. Yo mama is so stupid that she asked to climb over a transparent glass wall to see what is on the other side.
40. Yo mama is so fat she uses Google Earth to take selfies every time.
41. Yo mama is so huge, when she went for a Safari tour, Elephants saw her as one of their own.
42. Yo mama is so fat that she uses the internet no more. She is worldwide.
43. Yo mama is so stupid that she came with a spoon to the Superbowl.
44. Yo mama is so ugly and dirty when she went into a bathtub, the water jumped out.
45. Yo mama is so fat when she passed in front of the TV while watching a drama series, 3 episodes were over!
46. Yo mama is so stupid when she asked out for a date by her crush, she moved to the lawn with the calendar and stayed there all day long.
47. Yo mama is so hot when she enters a room, everyone’s mood lights up.
48. Yo mama is so ugly that every good morning I sent her got delivered as a goodbye.
49. Yo mama is so scary that she scared the shit out of the toilet!
50. Yo mama is so thick that every time she sits down in public places, everyone assumes she is a Buddha statue.
51. Yo mama is so dumb that she believed Dunkin Donuts is some kind of a basketball team.
52. Yo mama is so dumb that when I said it was chilly where I came from, she asked why I didn’t bring some for her dish.
53. Yo mama is so ancient that when she was young, the rainbow was still in black and white.
54. Yo mama is so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
55. Yo mama is so chatty that eulogized her funeral.
56. Yo mama is so dirty that when I dropped her off, I got charged with littering.
57. Yo mama is so dumb, she took a tape measure to bed to see how long she slept.
58. Yo mama is so fat, her high heel become flip flops the moment she stands on them.
59. Yo mama is so fat when a vampire sucked her blood, it became overweight.
60. Yo is so stupid that she told us she is studying for the Covid test next week.
61. Yo mama is so stupid when you told her you are chilling out with some friends, she reminded you to keep warm.
62. Yo mama is so fat every time she takes a shower, water gets rationed in the city.
63. Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage.
64. Yo mama is so dumb when we asked her a dessert, she thinks of the Sahara.
65. Yo mama is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who’s throwing those stones at me?”
66. Yo mama is so huge that all Taxi drivers flee on seeing her.
67. Yo mama is so broke that she cannot afford to pay attention to you.
68. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it became an iPad.
69. Yo mama is so ugly that people dress up to mimic her during Halloween.
70. Yo mama is so lazy that she stuck her nose out through the window so that the wind could blow the mucus away.
71. Yo mama is fat that imaging and mapping satellites identify her as a moving monument.
72. Yo mama is so dumb that she never forgets to put sweeteners on her bed hoping to get a sweet dream.
73. Yo mama is so ugly that her smile sends children into panic and terror mode.
74. Yo mama is so gullible when she heard there are cookies on your browser, she ate your computer right away.
75. Yo mama is so dumb that she had a staring without blinking contest with her bathroom mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly when she looked at her face in the mirror, the mirror ducked!
Yo mama jokes are so unfunny that only her enjoys them.
Yo mama has so many children that she only remembers them by their number plates.