75+ Corny Knock Knock Jokes

75+ Corny Knock Knock Jokes

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Children love jokes and knock knock jokes is one of those that most kids can’t get enough of.

In this article, we have come up with a list of the best and corny knock knock jokes for kids to enjoy and have fun at any time.

If you are looking for some crazy jokes and pun statements to crack the little ones up with laughter, you are in the right place.

Let’s dive in.

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and you’ll find out.

2. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy your girl open the door!

3. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You are welcome, buddy.

4. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel, the reason I knocked!

5. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water are you asking like you don’t know my voice?

6. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope this joke gets you pants down.

7. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Bursted!

8. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Isabela.

Isabela who?

Isabela on your door working or should I keep knocking?

9. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

Art your door and still knocking!

10. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, the reason I am knocking again.

11. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Eggs. Eggs who?

Eggscuuse me.

12. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

I.

I who?

I am who I am.

13. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Here.

Here who?

Here is another joke for you.

14. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me. Were you expecting someone?

15. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you continue with these questions.

16. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snort.

Snort who?

Snort a laughing matter.

17. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter go on with funny knock knock jokes for you.

18. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

You must be an owl!

19. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

What if I say Kangaroo? Open the door!

20. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Can be Annie one. Open the door.

21. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you if you open the door.

22. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Are you jumping off the cliff?

23. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and I saw it wise to come and say hi.

24. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat ya.

25. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Shamp.

Shamp who?

How dirty is your hair?

26. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Moustache.

Mustache who?

I Mustache you a few questions, but I will shave it for a later time.

27. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yah.

Yah who?

Ha! Ha! You sound funny. Never!

28. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow need. I forgot my name!

29. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jess.

Jess who?

Jess me alone. No one else.

30. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive next door. Don’t remember me?

31. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Heard.

Heard who?

Heard about the new knock knock jokes?

32. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I am fine thank you.

33. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amos-quito.

34. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wood.

Wood who?

Wood you prefer more knock knock jokes?

35. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

36. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Nope, Google is okay with me.

37. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Had.

Had who?

Had you were not coming! What changed?

38. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno this sounds funny, right?

39. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan you should be missing every day.

40. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume we want to dance.

41. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Watts.

Watts who?

Watts going on in there?

42. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut ask yet. Open the door and you’ll know.

43. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl? Why all the who who?

44. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana split.

45. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Apples.

Apples who?

Damn! Do apples have second names?

46. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca everything for our vacation right away.

47. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie-Q your new friend!

48. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and open the door for me.

49. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary you? I am okay with the bride’s price silly.

50. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yuri.

Yuri who?

Yuri-n trouble if you go on asking such questions.

51. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you open this door?

52. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Someone.

Someone who?

Someone you already miss.

53. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid tonight.

54. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

(Sexy voice) Who’d you like it to be my dear?

55. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Idaho.

Idahoe?

No! You da hoe.

56. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Parton.

Parton who?

Parton my accent!

57. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben down for me…

58. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Urine.

Urine who?

Urine trouble if you delay opening this door.

59. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Can.

Can who?

Can you open the door?

60. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Turkey.

Turkey who?

Turkey to your heart.

61. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran to your place to say hi.

62. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Barry.

Barry who?

Barry the treasure where no one will ever find it.

63. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit into this keyhole. Mind helping?

64. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Lean.

Lean who?

Lean a little closer I tell you more knock knock jokes that are fun.

65. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Know.

Know who?

Know Juan!

66. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Burglar.

Burglar who?

Burglar never knocks.

67. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

68. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for breakfast.

69. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ali.

Ali who?

Ali enough. Or am I late?

70. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Toucan.

Toucan who?

Toucan swallow you alive if you keep asking such questions.

71. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice jokes get any sweeter?

72. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Bull.

Bull who?

Bullsh#tter!

73. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Said.

Said who?

Me!

74. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Sam.

Sam who?

Sam [email protected] tryna disturb someone’s peace of mind.

75. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

[email protected] you said.

[email protected] you said who?

Yes, I did.

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