75+ Funniest What Do You Call Jokes for You

75+ Funniest What Do You Call Jokes for You

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What do you call a mother with smaller stature?

“A mini-mum”.

What do you call jokes are some of the funniest jokes you can ever get online. The variety of these jokes is wide and new more creative ones keep coming up every single day.

In this article, we have compiled the freshest of the funniest what do you call jokes just for you to enjoy and have fun alone, with friends and family.

They are ideal for everyone are safe and clean for kids to participate in. Let’s get started.

What Do You Call Jokes

1. What do you call someone with recorded evidence on an iPhone? An iWitness.

2. What do you call a witch on the beach? A sandwich

3. What do you call a tiny mother? A minimum.

4. What do you call jokes made after brushing teeth? Clean jokes.

5. What do you call shoes that spy on your feet? Sneakers.

6. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.

7. What do you call a wife to a hippie? Mississippi.

8. What do you call a fly without wings? Crawl.

9. What do you call street lights during a hurricane? Flood lights.

10. What do you call a bagel that flies? A plain bagel.

11. What do you call jokes made before you wash your mouth? Dirty jokes.

12. What do you call a laboratory-engineered fish? 2Na.

13. What do you call a cup of coffee laced with sadness? A depresso.

14. What do you call a smartphone in space? A galaxy.

15. What do you call cats on rocks? Cool cats.

16. What do you call children playing out in the snow? Cool kids.

17. What do you call a UK leader who loves tea? A chai-man.

18. What do you call when you go to a concert at night without permission wearing only shoes? Sneaker-out.

19. What do you call a child conceived after partying? Patty.

20. What do you call people giving security to Samsung factories? Guardians of the Galaxy.

21. What do you call an airplane without fuel? A bird.

22. What do you call waves that wash up tiny sand particles along the beach? Microwaves.

23. What do you call a country full of sweets? Sweets-zerland.

24. What do you call a nation full of lions, gangs, and crime syndicates? Den-mark.

25. What do you call a car marked for demolition? Marc-X.

26. What do you call a person who rarely farts in public? A private tutor.

27. What do you call riches in the Elvish language? Welf!

28. What do you call a wife you married after dating on the internet? A Wi-Fi.

29. What do you call a liquid used by Santa to prevent the spread of the virus? Santa-izer.

30. What do you call Santa’s girlfriend? Santa Maria.

31. What do you call words used to express how a giant feels? Big words.

32. What do you call a broken relationship? A relation without ship.

33. What do you call the wisest of the bees? The spelling bee.

34. What do you call a witch’s way of speaking? Spelling.

35. What do you call a pig without legs? A groundhog.

36. What do you call laughing merchandise in the store? A laughing stock.

37. What do you call a horse that never loses a race? A sherbet.

38. What do you call vampires exams? A blood test.

39. What do you call a sleeping male cow? A bull dozer.

40. What do you call it when we add sodium to the tea? Chai-Na.

41. What do you call a tree that fits perfectly on your hand? A palm tree.

42. What do you call the lips of a flower? A tulip.

43. What do you call a dead snowman? Water.

44. What do you call a cheating wild animal? A cheetah.

45. What do you call it when the population of Ireland grows two times its current size? Dublin.

46. What do you call a broken pencil? Pointless.

47. What do you call a young snowman? Water.

48. What do you call a one-dollar deer? A buck.

49. What do you call a magical dog? A labracadabrador.

50. What do you call spoilt blood? Bad blood.

51. What do you call a cure doorway? Adorable.

52. What do you call a beautiful angle? Acute angle.

53. What do you call a girl at the beach? A seagull.

54. What do you call when you get paid to kiss someone? Lip service.

55. What do you call fruits in a musical band? A jam session.

56. What do you call a dance that doesn’t according to plan? A break dance.

57. What do you call someone who draws murals on cars? A cartoonist.

58. What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.

59. What do you call a crossbreed between a pig and pine tree? A pork-u-pine.

60. What do you call a silent cat? A meuwt.

61. What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

62. What do you call a respectful tie? A bowtie.

63. What do you call when soldiers refuse to listen to take commands? A mute-iny.

64. What do you call a magical owl? A Whoo-dini.

65. What do you call a Jedi fighting with one hand? Hand Solo.

66. What do you call a celebrity cow? A moo-sician.

67. What do you call a key used to open thanksgiving appetite? A turkey.

68. What do you call a disagreement between two electricity companies? A power struggle.

69. What do you call rude milk? Spoilt milk.

70. What do you call a pony suffering from a sore throat? A little horse.

71. What do you call the cutest dog around? A hot dog.

72. What do you call an M&M that graduated with a degree? A smartie.

73. What do you call a wise wolf? Awarewolf.

74. What do you call a small star? A minister.

75. What do you call a small shopping mall? A minimal.

What Do You Call Jokes

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