100 Funny Would You Rather Questions for You and Your S.O

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Here is your complete list of unique funny would you rather questions. They are good questions for your girlfriend, boyfriend, your newly acquired friend, your crew, or your special one.

1. Would you rather smell fishy or smell like garlic?

2. Would you rather feel constantly itchy inside of you or constantly sticky?

3. Would you rather lose the ability to read or the ability to write?

4. Would you rather slide and fall in an important place or have your pants tear in front of your best friends?

5. Would you rather lose the ability to see or the ability to hear?

6. Would you rather have thumb sized nipples or nipple sized thumb?

7. Would you rather travel to a different planet in a different galaxy with life and never come back or remain on earth?

8. Would you rather own a nice looking house in an ugly neighbourhood or an ugly house a posh neighbourhood?

9. Would you rather kiss the person on your right or the one on your left?

10. Would you rather a 3rd leg or a 3rd arm?

11. Would you rather have 6 finger in your hand or 6 fingers in your feet?

12. Would you rather know you smell horrible and no one else does or others know of your smell and you don’t?

13. Would you rather have pointy teeth or redhot eyes?

14. Would you rather burp when having a kiss or fart loudly every tome you are in a serious place?

15. Would you rather have yellow hair or green hair?

16. Would you rather wear a suite and tie to bed or sandals to a business meeting?

17. Would you rather be hairy all over or be completely hairless from the head to toe?

18. Would you rather low grumbling voice or high pitched voice every time you speak?

19. Would you rather sneeze twice every minute or have hiccups every time you are in a serious conversation?

20. Would you rather have your children look like you or you’d prefer they look like someone else?

21. Would you rather have your children a copy of you or your spouse?

22. Would you rather have walk of shame the next morning after a sleep over or have your parents walk in on you with your boyfriend?

23. Would you rather be smell like fish or garlic?

24. Would you rather be twice taller than you are now or twice shorter than you already are currently?

25. Would you rather lose 20 pounds right now or gain 10 pounds right away?

26. Would you rather be very strong but look very frail or be very weak but look well built and strong?

27. Would you rather be a hard worker with fast results or a smart worker with very slow results?

28. Would you rather time travel into the future to see how your life turns out or go back in time when life was good for you?

29. Would you rather have a good looking spouse everyone admires but doesn’t love you or a not so charming spouse who truly loves you for you?

30. Would you rather be left in the pitch darkness where you feel like animals are moving around you or in a jungle where you feel stalked and watched by danger every step you make?

31. Would you rather get even when wronged or let it be?

32. Would you rather own 3 pairs of clothing that really look cool and fashionable or lots of clothing that don’t have anything noticeable about them?

33. Would you rather sleep with someone who snores all night or stay with someone who clears their nose every now and then?

34. Would you rather live with someone with a habit of spitting all over the place or with someone who empties their nasal cavities openly every now and then?

35. Would you rather have only one child until you die or raise 15 children of your own at current economic situation?

36. Would you rather be barren for life or give birth to quadruplets in your first pregnancy?

37. Would you rather have someone who makes you laugh all through or someone who makes you happy by the way the carry themselves and also how they treat you?

38. Would you rather get embarrassed by a big mucus balloon-pop or by a big loud fart every time you laugh in public?

39. Would you rather have difficulties in stopping every time you start laughing or every time you start crying?

40. Would you rather have a friend who causes lots of drama in an embarrassing way when they get mad at you or one who gets even right away?

41. Would you rather live a short life of pure luxury fun and happiness or a long average life with normal daily struggles?

42. Would you rather walk in on your parents or your parents walk in on you when you still not of age?

43. Would you rather be caught red-handed by your better half or be excommunicated for a year?

44. Would you rather eat rice for a whole year or noodles for a whole year?

45. Would you rather take fish for dinner for half a year or eggs for dinner for a half a year?

46. Would you rather not groom your hair for 6 months or shave your hair clean for a year?

47. Would you rather date someone twice shorter than you or someone twice taller than you?

48. Would you rather have your nudes leaked to the public or be denied access to the internet for half a year?

49. Would you rather have no phone for a year or no access to the computer for a year?

50. Would you rather live next to a noisy quarry or next to a busy highway with sirens, rumbling sound of heavy vehicles passing shaking the house and loud horning?

51. Would you rather live in a large farm house with everything you need or in a tiny posh apartment in a city bustling with life and energy?

52. Would you rather feel adrenaline rush from a roller coaster or from a Bungee jump?

53. Would you rather get stack in space for days or get stack deep in the sea for days?

54. Would you rather go out without underwear or with no bra?

55. Would you rather have your down there or your boobs exposed?

56. Would you rather have your videos with your current spouse leaked or videos with your former?

57. Would you rather we have another sub-species of human beings or we be pure and the only one?

58. Would you rather discover Neanderthal’s sub-species of humans still exist and live among us today or wish they never exist?

59. Would you rather race of giants still alive or a race of dwarfs?

60. Would you rather discover your spouse is a different species of human being 15 years later or before you get married?

61. Would you rather live on the moon or Mars?

62. Would you rather travel to a different planet in a different galaxy with life and never come back again or remain on earth?

63. Would you rather adopt a giraffe for a pet or a Rhino?

64. Would you rather adopt a Bison or a Chianina bull for a pet?

65. Would you rather have a wild horse for a pet or a zebra?

66. Would you rather a unicorn be real or dragons?

67. Would you rather have a horse bite or a horse kick?

68. Would you rather mermaids be real or unicorns?

69. Would you rather have Lord of Rings be real or Harry Potter stories?

70. Would you rather visit ancient lost city of Antlantis or discover the lost treasure of King Solomon?

71. Would you rather be in an ancient Atlantean or Amazonian?

72. Would you rather the evolution theory of human beings be true or the Biblical account of creation be true?

73. Would you rather live for 1000 years in one long long or in 5 separate lives 200 years each at your own timing?

74. Would you rather live for 130 years and let your children take care of you or live up to 90 years and die before you start feeling burdensome to your loved ones?

75. Would you rather die earlier than your spouse or you’d prefer your spouse to go first?

76. Would you rather have yellow teeth rusted teeth or too many teeth in your mouth?

77. Would you rather be toothless or have crocked dental teeth?

78. Would you rather have someone take care of cleaning for you or someone to always cook for you?

79. Would you rather be a jack of all trades or a master of just one?

80. Would you rather have all the power you want in the world but no respect at all or all the respect there is in the world but no power at all?

81. Would you rather be stuck and alone in the house or be stuck with someone you cannot stand?

82. Would you rather date someone 8 years older than you someone 8 years younger than you?

83. Would you rather cry, be desperate, beg and get what you really wanted or be proud and see it go?

84. Would you rather wear someone’s dirty underwear or use their foul smelling toothbrush?

85. Would you rather cuddle all night and not be able to kiss or kiss all night and not cuddle at all?

86. Would you rather have a memorable romantic night with no s#x or a wonderful s#x night with no romance at all?

87. Would you rather date for love or for wealth first?

88. Would you rather date for great amazing looks or great noble personality?

89. Would you rather have the ability to control human feelings and emotions as you wish or the ability to control time as you wish?

90. Would you rather have your s.o get you cheating with another person or you get them cheating with another person?

91. Would you rather prefer a an married to 2 wives or a lady married to 2 men?

92. Would you rather see a man on man thing or a lady on another lady?

93. Would you rather talk so slow in that by the time you are done, people have forgotten the first statement or talk so far that no one can barely listen to what you say?

94. Would you rather have a senior position in the inner circle of hell or be a gate keeper in heaven?

95. Would you rather get the love of your life or all the wealth, position and status you wanted in the world and let the love of your life go?

96. Would you rather re-live real life of a character in the romantic movie Titanic or Casablanca?

97. Would you rather kiss the person to your left or the one on your right?

98. Would you rather we go on with the game or we get cosy and warm first before we go on?

99. Would you rather we go on playing funny would you rather questions or we stop and take a break?

100. Would you rather we continue playing funny would you rather questions or we try a different question game?

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