370+ Dirty Would You Rather Questions

370+ Dirty Would You Rather Questions

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Would you rather be the boring guy with stale jokes? Or, an alluring champ full of laughter and tall tales of love and adventure?

Well, I guess we all love fun. And, dirty would you rather questions are a great place to get you started.

In this article, we have come up with a list of the best (#1 list) dirty would you rather questions for your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend.

They are short and ideal for a flirty text conversation with a guy.

You can also play with a girl over a glass of wine in a way that scores you more points and ups your dating game.

Dirty Would You Rather Questions List

1. Would you rather go after a beautiful face or sexy body?

2. Would you rather date a bedroom bully or Mr. Shy Guy/Girl?

3. Would you rather have it raw with a playboy or a random guy/girl you met the other day?

4. Would you rather swallow or spit?

5. Would you rather have s#x for money or for fame?

6. Would you rather work in the broth#l or as a stripp#r?

7. Would you rather date a good lady or a bad girl?

8. Would you rather make out with Megan Thee Stallion or Nicki Minaj?

9. Would you rather give or receive orals?

10. Would you rather have your bullz kicked or your d#ck bitten during orals?

11. Would you rather make out on the kitchen counter or dining table?

12. Would you rather sleep with someone on the first date or wait for another 6 months?

13. Would you rather have a bedroom injury or a heartbreak?

14. Would you rather have balls under your chin or nipples on your nose?

15. Would you rather date your current boyfriend/girlfriend or their best friend if there were no consequences?

16. Would you rather date Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres?

17. Would you rather have your text messages exposed or your smartphone gallery leaked?

18. Would you rather have loud mourns or silent nights?

19. Would you rather have bad breath or smelly private parts?

20. Would you rather do it with the lights on or off?

21. Would you rather lick a random stranger’s behind or their dirty toes?

22. Would you rather experience a bad walk of shame or an embarrassing public breakup?

23. Would you rather receive pity s#x or walk of shame where your best friends see you?

24. Would you rather have a bald head or very long pubic hair?

25. Would you rather date a s#x addict or a p#rn addict?

— 25 dirty would you rather questions

— 25 dirty would you rather questions

26. Would you rather have a 3#sum with a stranger or have it with your best friends?

27. Would you rather make out with your father watching or with your mother watching?

28. Would you rather have diarrhea while making out or say your ex’s name?

29. Would you rather receive a nude or a romantic text message?

30. Would you rather get caught flirting with your parent’s best friend or partner’s best friend?

31. Would you rather swallow his c#m or allow him to spit into your mouth?

32. Would you rather vomit giving a head job or fart while making out?

33. Would you rather talk dirty while making out or have a romantic conversation while on it?

34. Would you rather date someone with a big d#ck that hurts or someone with a very tiny one that never satisfies?

35. Would you rather be very loose downstairs or never wet when making out?

36. Would you rather have johnson on your forehead or a vajayjay on your nose?

37. Would you rather tell your dad or your mom to cover their exposed private parts?

38. Would you rather get even with someone or let go?

39. Would you rather date a “baby” or marry a “grandpa/grandma”?

40. Would you rather see your father naked or your mother?

41. Would you rather break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend or let them break up with you?

42. Would you rather get caught cheating over text messages or red-handed in the action?

43. Would you rather make out every day or once a week?

44. Would you rather find me cheating or I find you cheating?

45. Would you rather break up over text or in person?

46. Would you rather ghost your boyfriend/girlfriend or have them ghost you?

47. Would you rather break up in front of your best friends or over a text message?

48. Would you rather have a formal break up with someone you love or have them ghost you instead?

49. Would you rather allow me to date your best friend or your sworn enemy?

50. Would you rather make out inside a greasy shower or stained couch?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

51. Would you rather make out in a public toilet or inside a tiny car?

52. Would you rather have your periods leak at your workplace or a loud fart in an interview?

53. Would you rather have it on the rear or at the back?

54. Would you rather dominate or submit?

55. Would you rather date a rich playboy or a poor cool kid?

56. Would you rather make love or have it k#nky rough?

57. Would you rather make out with one of the people in here or go on playing?

58. Would you rather go after looks or money?

59. Would you rather sleep with my best friend or have me sleep with yours?

60. Would you rather date a genius or a famous guy/girl?

61. Would you rather find the love of your life in the church or nightclub?

62. Would you rather have an agemate friend with benefits or a sugar mama/sugar daddy?

63. Would you rather date a famous politician or a celebrity musician?

64. Would you rather play these dirty would you rather questions or a clean version of it?

65. Would you rather go to the city square without your top or pants?

66. Would you rather act Spartacus or feature in Fifty shades of Grey?

67. Would you rather cuddle or kiss?

68. Would you rather send a nude to your boss or a sexy voicemail to your father?

69. Would you rather find me kissing someone or I find you?

70. Would you rather find an erotic photo of me with someone or a video?

71. Would you rather have your parents walk in on us or us walk in on them?

72. Would you rather send a sexy text message to your aunt or have your neighbor see your private parts?

73. Would you rather have perfect b##bz or your dream a#ss?

74. Would you rather date someone with a perfect body and poor in bed or one with a bad figure and good in bed?

75. Would you rather have it in the morning or late in the evening?

— 75 dirty would you rather questions for guys

— 75 dirty would you rather questions

76. Would you rather discover I was a sex offender or drugs addict?

77. Would you rather have an or#gy with strangers or have s#x with all your close friends?

78. Would you rather have it raw with a total stranger or someone with a questionable past?

79. Would you rather date someone who refuses to give an oral or one who never kisses?

80. Would you rather make out on blindfolds or handcuffs?

81. Would you rather date a cool guy or a bad boy?

82. Would you rather make out in the car or the movie theatre?

83. Would you rather belch while kissing or fart while making out?

84. Would you rather explore new bedroom styles or go with styles you are familiar with?

85. Would you rather have your hair pulled or your bottom spanked?

86. Would you rather have a dry s#x or a salivary kiss?

87. Would you rather make out on a beach or in the swimming pool?

88. Would you rather have a smelly mouth or smelly private parts?

89. Would you rather clog a toilet on your first date or during your first days at work?

90. Would you rather whip or get whipped?

91. Would you rather be a one-minute man or never ej#culat at all?

92. Would you rather have breakfast in bed or steamy morning s#x?

93. Would you rather last 30 seconds in bed or 3 hours?

94. Would you rather date your celebrity crush or the real-life crush?

95. Would you rather lead on top or receive at the bottom?

96. Would you rather lap dance or striptease?

97. Would you rather get orals before sleep or wake up by it?

98. Would you rather have random or routine s#x?

99. Would you rather cuddle or have shower s#x every day?

100. Would you rather have men fight over you or girls over your boyfriend?

Couples Would You Rather Questions

101. Would you rather watch two girls making out or two guys making out?

102. Would you rather have a hairy body or a hairless one?

103. Would you rather make out someone on the left or right?

104. Would you rather make out with your crush or get a $10,000 check?

105. Would you rather revenge for cheating or forgive and forget?

106. Would you rather catfish someone or have yourself catfished?

107. Would you rather have s#x with someone you don’t like or m#sturbate?

108. Would you rather have your teacher walk in on you or your parents?

109. Would you rather stay off relationships after a breakup or hook up right away?

110. Would you rather have s#x during your periods or wait after?

111. Would you rather play hard to get or give in after a short while?

112. Would you rather sleep with your crush for a month or get paid $10,000?

113. Would you rather have average s#x every day or good sex once a month?

114. Would you rather accept to suck someone’s toes or lick their nose?

115. Would you rather have to stick your nose into a smelly armpit or lick a stranger’s a#ss?

116. Would you rather stay with no bra for a year or without underwear?

117. Would you rather walk naked across your neighborhood or go to jail for 10 years?

118. Would you rather have no pubic hair or no hair under your armpits?

119. Would you rather sleep with one person forever or have several partners?

120. Would you rather have orals or anal only for the rest of your life?

121. Would you rather forego your favorite food or m#sturbation?

122. Would you rather have s#x in the morning or at night?

123. Would you rather have a big clit or none at all?

124. Would you rather stay h#rny for a year or pay for s#x?

125. Would you rather have loud mourns or silent nights?

— 125 dirty would you rather questions for adults

— 125 dirty would you rather questions

126. Would you rather stay erect for a week or sleep with someone you don’t like?

127. Would you rather watch p#rn or er#tic magazines?

128. Would you rather have to pay for s#x or get paid for it?

129. Would you rather have a 3#sum with your boyfriend/girlfriend or strangers?

130. Would you rather get spanked or choked while making out?

131. Would you rather date your best friend’s boyfriend or have her date your boyfriend?

132. Would you rather have your ex-date your cousin or you date their cousin?

133. Would you rather have good quality sleep or good s#x?

134. Would you rather have a good voice or a sexy body?

135. Would you rather have to beg for sex or attention?

136. Would you rather have a beautiful face or a sexy body?

137. Would you rather have a hickey or give a hickey?

138. Would you rather have sex advice from your father or mother?

139. Would you rather belch during a kiss or suffer from uncontrollable gas for a week?

140. Would you rather have sweaty armpits or a runny nose?

141. Would you rather have to lick a c#m or clear a vomit?

142. Would you rather have small melons or large ones?

142. Would you rather have a sexless marriage or the unfaithful marriage?

143. Would you rather have everyone know your search history or read your text messages?

144. Would you rather have bad breath or suffer from terrible acne?

145. Would you rather have a body odor or smelly hair?

146. Would you rather date a terrible kisser or someone terrible in bedroom skills?

147. Would you rather have your parents watch your sex tape, or you watch theirs?

148. Would you rather walk into your parents watching p#rn or they walk into you?

149. Would you rather have s#x or your favorite meal?

150. Would you rather have your parents check your search history or read your texts?

151. Would you rather have complete silence or screams when making out?

152. Would you rather have s#x in the bedroom or the kitchen?

There you have your complete list of dirty would you rather questions for couples.

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