250+ Funniest Simon Says Ideas in 2022

250+ Funniest Simon Says Ideas in 2022

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If you are looking for a list of all Simon says ideas for your children, look no further.

I have compiled for you an exhaustive well-thought-out list of Simon says ideas you can use to spice up fun time with your children.

The phrases are well thought out, interesting and ideal for children 3 years and above.

I have also included a number of Simon says ideas and phrases ideal for more mature children up to the age of 12 years.

You have to keep in mind this classic indoor game is not only meant to be fun. It is also meant to grossly improve your children’s motor skills, gauge their ability to follow simple instructions, as a way to learn new terms and important vocabularies, and the overall physical and brain development.

As a base to formulate more commands, go through this Simon says ideas list. Choose what is ideal for your situation and family and have as much fun playing with your child.

Always remember to keep your statements as they are on this list. A 3-to 4 words added to the “Simon says” phrase would be okay.

Funny Simon Says Commands

1. Simon says count up to 13.

2. Simon says sing a lullaby.

3. Simon says touch your nose.

4. Simon says start jumping

5. Simon says lick your elbow.

6. Simon says yawn.

7. Simon says scream.

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8. Simon says clap your hands.

9. Simon says bark like a dog.

10. Simon says do the chicken dance.

11. Simon says wink your left eye.

12. Simon says hop like a Kangaroo.

13. Simon says stand on one foot.

14. Simon says chirp like a cricket.

15. Simon says hop like a frog touching your ears.

16. Simon says wink your right eye.

17. Simon says smile.

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18. Simon says frown.

19. Simon says cry.

20. Simon says imitate the president’s speech.

21. Simon says imitate how mom talks.

22. Simon says imitate how dad talks.

23. Simon says imitate grandpa’s speech.

24. Simon says imitate grandma’s speech.

25. Simon says sit on an invisible chair.

26. Simon says drive an invisible car.

27. Simon says lick your nose.

28. Simon says sing ABC…

29. Simon says roar like a lion.

30. Simon says bellow like a bull.

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31. Simon says hiss like a snake.

32. Simon says purr like a cat.

33. Simon says trumpet like an elephant.

34. Simon says crow like a cork.

35. Simon says wave goodbye.

36. Simon says match like a soldier.

37. Simon says grunt like a pig.

38. Simon says, make a guitar sound.

39. Simon says, make a piano keynote sound.

40. Simon says whistle like a flute.

41. Simon says, make a car horn sound.

42. Simon says, make a police siren sound.

43. Simon says whisper to your neighbor.

44. Simon says node a yes.

45. Simon says node with a not so sure.

46. Simon says node with a no.

47. Simon says, make “it is all right” gesture.

48. Simon says hop on one foot.

49. Simon says, talk with a different accent.

50. Simon says breath in.

51. Simon says breath out.

52. Simon says stop.

53. Simon says, make a funny face.

54. Simon says, take a selfie.

55. Simon says bow your head.

56. Simon says touch your feet.

57. Simon says touch your foot.

58. Simon says smile with no teeth visible.

59. Simon says laugh with your mouth shut.

60. Simon says pretend to sneeze.

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61. Simon says imitate mom when she is mad at you.

62. Simon says imitate dad when he is mad at you.

63. Simon says wave hello.

64. Simon says, dunk a basketball.

65. Simon says kiss the air.

66. Simon says hug the person next to you.

67. Simon says dance like your favorite musician.

68. Simon says sing like your favorite teacher.

69. Simon says snap your fingers.

70. Simon says do your best karate kick.

71. Simon says kick punch imaginary person.

72. Simon says run in slow motion.

73. Simon says freeze like a statue.

74. Simon says wiggle your finger.

75. Simon says touch your knees.

76. Simon says crawl like a cow.

77. Simon says pretend you are a cat.

78. Simon says pretend you are a dog.

79. Simon says pucker your lips.

80. Simon says, raise your hands in the air.

81. Simon says pretend like you are sleeping.

82. Simon says do a somersault.

83. Simon says do a silly dance.

84. Simon says walk like a penguin.

85. Simon says talk like a robot.

86. Simon says wiggle your toes.

87. Simon says draw with your feet.

88. Simon says, draw a rectangle in the air.

89. Simon says, draw a circle in the air.

90. Simon says, draw a triangle in the air.

91. Simon says, row the boat.

92. Simon says breakdance.

93. Simon says, a surprised face.

94. Simon says, make a sad face.

95. Simon says, make a happy face.

96. Simon says play air guitar.

97. Simon says play air trumpet.

98. Simon says play air piano.

99. Simon says play air violin.

100. Simon says dance the chacha!

101. Simon says dance like a ballet dancer.

102. Simon says cry like a baby.

103. Simon says crawl like a baby.

104. Simon says talk like a baby.

105. Simon says kiss your tummy.

106. Simon says hug yourself.

107. Simon says, walk backward.

108. Simon says smell your feet.

109. Simon says say something in a foreign language.

110. Simon says hide your hands inside your shirt.

111. Simon says do whatever your friend does.

112. Simon says do you like Simon?

113. Simon says swing like a wand.

114. Simon says, sway from side to side.

115. Simon says laugh like Santa.

116. Simon says walk like a duck.

117. Simon says jump like a monkey.

118. Simon says fly like a kite.

119. Simon says lie down.

120. Simon says pretend like you are scared.

121. Simon says stick out your tongue.

122. Simon says act like your best friend.

123. Simon says act like your best teacher.

124. Simon says act like the school principal.

125. Simon says swim in the air.

126. Simon says stroll around.

127. Simon says touch your ears.

128. Simon says close your eyes.

129. Simon says rub your nose.

130. Simon says pat your head.

131. Simon says bend your knees.

132. Simon says say tomato.

133. Simon says say hippopotamus.

134. Simon says say sea anemone.

135. Simon says spell ….

136. Simon says, climb a ladder.

137. Simon says cover your eyes with your hands.

138. Simon says address a virtual crowd.

139. Simon says blow a kiss.

140. Simon says walk like a zombie.

141. Simon says wiggle your bottom.

142. Simon says walk on the same spot.

143. Simon says, turn around slowly.

144. Simon says touch the floor.

145. Simon says, talk like a king.

146. Simon says, act like a beautiful princess.

147. Simon says tickle the person next to you.

148. Simon says, make an important call.

149. Simon says act like a boss.

150. Simon says take a long step forward.

151. Simon says kick the ball.

152. Simon says, dribble a football.

153. Simon says ride a pony.

154. Simon says shake your body.

155. Simon says, clap your hands.

156. Simon says, read the news.

157. Simon says try kissing your elbow.

158. Simon says try kissing your chin.

159. Simon says try kissing your nose.

160. Simon says move around like a robot.

161. Simon says, climb the stairs.

162. Simon says, be like have taken very hot food.

163. Simon says behave like you have been choked by food.

164. Simon says behave like you have taken lots of hot pepper in the food.

165. Simon says lift a very heavy object.

166. Simon says shout “I am happy”.

167. Simon says, shiver from cold.

168. Simon says, be very scared of something.

169. Simon says make a scary face.

170. Simon says pretend to be drowning.

171. Simon says shout for help.

172. Simon says stammer talk.

173. Simon says whisper your name.

174. Simon says spell your name.

175. Simon says (spell a word like J.U.M.P)

176. Simon says demonstrate an action virtually. ( E.g. Swing your arms like a fleeing person to demonstrate running)

177. Simon says look up in the sky.

178. Simon says look down.

179. Simon says belch.

180. Simon says act like a Viking.

181. Simon says, talk like a customer care representative.

182. Simon says walk like an old person.

183. Simon says, talk like an elderly person.

184. Simon says crow like a rooster.

185. Simon says play dead.

186. Simon says act like you are weeping.

187. Simon says sobbing bitterly.

188. Simon says act like you are mad at someone and don’t want to talk to them.

189. Simon says touch your ankle.

190. Simon says crisscross your legs.

191. Simon says fold your arms on your chest.

192. Simon says, stand with arms on your waist.

193. Simon says make a scissor jump.

194. Simon says mutter something you don’t even understand.

195. Simon says say a random word that comes to your mind.

196. Simon says thumb up.

197. Simon says thumb down.

198. Simon says salute.

199. Simon says, sleep on your stomach.

200. Simon says lie on your back.

201. Simon says do a jumping jack.

202. Simon says wipe your ears like a cat.

203. Simon says flick a golf ball.

204. Simon says step right.

205. Simon says move to the left.

206. Simon says, perform a hula hoop dance.

207. Simon says perform an Irish dance.

208. Simon says run on the same spot.

209. Simon says turn around like a ballerina.

210. Simon says giggle.

211. Simon says giggle like a child.

212. Simon says, a high-five to someone next to you.

213. Simon says run in a circle.

214. Simon says count backward from 30.

215. Simon says count 101 to 150 in less than a minute.

216. Simon says drink water like you are being tape reversed.

217. Simon says cry like a baby.

218. Simon says pretend like you are eating something very hot.

219. Simon says flap your arms like a flying bird.

220. Simon says pretend to paint.

221. Simon says pretend to drive a car.

222. Simon says hop on one foot.

223. Simon says hop on two feet, hands on your head.

224. Simon says write your name on air.

225. Simon says reach the sky.

226. Simon says pretend to eat an ice cream cone.

227. Simon says clap your hands above your head.

228. Simon says, type on a computer.

229. Simon says flirt with me.

230. Simon says touch your right shoulder with your right hand.

231. Simon says, be a rockstar in a concert.

232. Simon says make a funny face filling your cheek with air.

233. Simon says reach for the sky.

234. Simon says wink to the person next to you.

235. Simon says touch your toes.

236. Simon says act like a doctor listening to the heartbeat.

237. Simon says dance like you are listening to music on your earphones.

238. Simon says pucker up your lips.

239. Simon says, make a police siren sound.

240. Simon says cheer like your team has worn.

241. Simon says pretend like you are counting a lot of money.

242. Simon says ring like dad’s phone.

243. Simon says, ring like a phone.

244. Simon says look up in the sky.

245. Simon says raise your hand above your head.

246. Simon says close your eyes.

247. Simon says sit down on the floor.

248. Simon says take a deep breath.

249. Now open your eyes.

250. Game over if they open their eyes. Simon never asked them to open their eyes. This is an amazing Simon says idea and a way to end the game.

Why Play Simon Says?

There you have 250 funny Simon says ideas for kids to make your kids giggle all along.

You can opt to use these hard Simon says ideas in batches to get to know how well your young takes on instructions or just one at a time.

You can also use them to reinforce or measure how some crucial skills in your child like math, reading, and comprehension.

For instance,

  • Simon says count 1 to 100 will help you gauge your child’s ability to count numbers well.
  • Simon says chip like a cricket will allow them to know what a cricket is (different from the sport they already are familiar with) and the sound this insect produces. etc.
  • Simon says jump on one foot helps you gauge their motor skills developments and if they need more outdoor activities to reinforce it.

Feel free to let me know what Simon says ideas I must include in the list in the future edition.

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