100 Best Pizza Puns and Jokes to Make you Laugh

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The very same way there is no good or bad pizza is that we don’t have good or bad pizza puns.

Pizza night and are looking for cheesy pizza puns to grace your night?

You are in the right place.

This article has the craziest puns, one-liners, and jokes to give your family and friends a pizza night they will live to remember for years to come.

Funny Pizza Puns List

1. I pray to cheesus crust first every morning I wake up.

2. Give pizza chance and we all will live in peace.

3. Did you have a slice day in school?

4. Where do we find the leaning tower of Pizza, Italy?

5. You delivered for me again! I love you.

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6. Why don’t you join us for a slice of fun?

7. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to think outside the pizza box.

8. Have you seen my little Puperoni poodle?

9. People go to the pizza business to make some dough.

10. Hey waiter, will my pizza be long? No, it will be round as it has always been.

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Crazy Pizza Jokes

11. What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?


What do you call a movie character who likes pizza?

Pizza Pan (Peter Pan).

12. Why was the rich pizza stressed?

He was being chased by pepperazis.

13. What topping do aardvarks order for their pizza?


14. Which Pharaoh brought pizza to Egypt?

Pharaoh Pizza Tut

15. What did the hot slaying pizza say to the onlooker?

Dough! You wanna a pizza me?

16. What cheese do dogs love on their pizza?


17. What does a pizza say when he needs some love?

Fold me close.

18. Why did Pizzerias in New York stop their dial-a-delivery services?

They were tipped that dominoes were getting played.

19. What do we call a sleeping pizza?

A Pizzzza!

20. I had a sliced piece of fish pizza last night and he wasn’t happy.

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Pizza One-Liners

21. Doughn’t you dare touch my pizza!

22. Don’t you crust me, babe?

23. I do love you from my head tomatoes.

24. You surely are a pizza work!

25. I must be a Margherita pizza because lately, everyone wants a slice of me. Everyone.

26. Who kneads the dough for their pastry?

27. Never touch a pizza pun while it is still hot from the oven.

28. It is the yeast I could do for you given how good you have been to me.

29. Pizza topping is the doughmain of all pizza gurus and aficionadoughs

30. Only weirdoughs don’t like pineapples topping on the pizza.

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Romantic Pizza Puns

31. It might sound cheesy, but just know you melted my heart away.

32. You will have a pizza my heart forever. Just know that.

33. You are the greatest thing in my life since a slice of pizza.

34. Hello cutie pie, how is your morning?

35. Saying hello to one hot pizza ass, how is your day?

36. Wanna have a slice of my … come get it bwuoy.

37. Make sure to not miss these cheesy … tonight. Hurry home. I am waiting for you.

38. Do you need any extra topping or is the package already perfect for you?

39. Where do we start. A bite to the ear?

40. Slice me, baby. I am all yours tonight.

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Knock knock Pizza Jokes

41. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Pizza who?

Pizza Pan

42. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Dough who?


43. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Cheese who?

Cheesus Crust.

44. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Papa who?

Papa John’s.

45. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Fast who?

Fast food, come take your slice of pizza silly.

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Pizza Puns for Instagram Captions

46. A pizza my heart belongs to you.

47. Here is a hot pizza pie. Swipe left for more.

48. Cheesy pizza puns for you.

49. Cheese to all social media aficionadoughs.

50. Killer swag with the touch of Margherita Thatcher’s fashion.

51. Who wants to takeout this hot pizza pie?

52. Pizza deliveryman be like…

53. Vegetarians be like…

54. Oh cheese, I am so sorry!

55. Hot and stylish from my head tomatoes.

Pizza Topping and Ingredients Puns

56. I was shivering from my head tomatoes.

57. There is so mushroom in here to accommodate us all.

58. Pizza puns are cheesy easy and fun to play with.

59. I doughn’t want you to taste my Hawaiian Pizza.

60. You can choose to stay olive.

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