Cheese lover and are looking for the best cheese puns, jokes and one-liners that are fun?
This article has the best and curated cheese puns and jokes for you.
You can use them in a humorous way as your conversation starters.
You can also use these puns as one of the fun activities for your trivia night or birthday party. Or, as captions for your Instagram page.
Looking for something that is fun and will make you laugh in your free time?
Check out this list of the best puns and one-liners about cheese.
List of Best Cheese Puns
1. Stop worrying and be at cheese.
2. Cheese to the new beginnings.
3. Cheeses is the Lord.
4. I don’t understand, what is the meaning of cheese?
5. Can’t hear you, what is cheese saying?
6. Cheese the daughter of the brie-llionare.
7. Watch out, he is playing his last curds.
8. This is a gruyere area, we can play it safe without attracting the authorities.
9. 50 Shades of Gruyere is a yes to me.
10. You have a cheeseygoing personality.
11. He is gouda for nothing and he cant help you.
12. He was dairying abroad and came back wealthier.
13. I love to curd-dle very much.
14. Have a grate day at work.
15. Cheese who you love wisely.
16. Why am I am feeling bleu?
17. Did we make America grate again?
18. You look mozzarhella good today!
19. Thank you for the hags and cheeses.
20. Hye, you looking sharp today.
Romantic Cheese Puns
21. Will you brie mine for life?
22. We look gouda together.
23. Wow! You are looking sharp, as you do always.
24. I am growing fondue you lately.
25. You are grate in bed!
26. What did the cheese sandwich say on their date?
You melt my heart.
27. What did the aged cheese say to his parents?
I am mature for my age.
28. How did Cheddar respond to his friends’ joke?
You gouda be kidding me.
29. What music does the Swiss Cheese like?
30. Why did the Swiss Cheese skip Cheddar’s cheese puns?
They were too cheesy.
Brie Cheese Puns
31. Will you brie my friend?
32. You brie-lieved in me and I thank you for that.
33. Brie yourself always.
33. I brie-long to you.
34. Does the lady prefer brie-er or wine?
35. We brie-long together forever.
Gouda Cheese Puns
36. Thank Goud’ama alive.
37. I feel like you are up to no gouda.
38. You gouda be kidding me!
39. I have never felt this gouda.
40. Thanks, I am gouda.
41. He is not gouda for you my daughter.
42. I will be delivering the goudas later today, watch out!
Nacho Cheese Puns
43. I am nacho your type!
44. This is nacho your typical cheese puns.
45. This feels so nachoral, you won’t notice any difference.
46. Don’t touch it. This is nacho cheese.
47. This is nacho thing. Get out of here!
Swiss Cheese Puns
48. She is like my lost and found swisster.
49. Be careful what you swiss for. Some wishes are not good as thought.
50. What was his hypotheswiss again?
51. Did Michelangelo paint the Swisstine chapel alone?
52. That was pure swissful thinking.
Cheese Puns Names
53. I am listening to Taylor Swiss songs.
54. I prefer Mozarrella Firefox to Chrome.
55. Is Brieonce Caribbean or American?