Do you feel like getting a little naughty this weekend and are looking for dirty riddles and jokes to crack?
Well, look no further.
In this article, we have featured some of the best dirty riddles that are fun and seductive for you to solve while having the best of your time.
Every dirty riddle in this list comes with its own trick. It, therefore, demands that you think of your options carefully before jumping to answering them.
You can solve the riddles alone by yourself or together with your special someone for more fun and laughter.
Flirty Dirty Riddles for Smart Naughty Minds
1. Always on Your Mind
Riddle: You put your hands on me the first thing in the morning. You always play with me in bed before you get to sleep. I mostly live in your pants and I am always in your mind, you cannot live without me. What am I?
Answer: A smartphone
2. Wet, Smooth, Soft
Riddle: I am always hard when dry but smooth and soft when wet. What am I?
3. Dirty Riddles I
Riddle: I am mostly six inches long. I go in and out of your mouth in a rhythmic pattern. I am more comfortable when wet and very unpleasant when dry. I can be more fun when I vibrate. In the end, I make you happy and confident. Who am I?
Answer: A toothbrush
4. What is it Riddle
Riddle: A cow has four. All women have only two. What is it?
5. Spread it, Enjoy it
Riddle: Unless you spread it, you might not enjoy it. What is it?
6. The P Word
Riddle: I am a five letters word starting with “P”. Women really love to get their hands on me. What am I?
7. Your Lips Around my Head
Riddle: Every time you blow me, I get bigger and tighter when you wrap your lips around my head. What am I?
Answer: A balloon
8. It Starts with V
Riddle: I start with the letter “V”. Everyone has me. Women sometimes use me to manipulate men to get what they want. What am I?
9. Feels Good When Blown
Riddle: I come in different sizes, shapes and colors. I occasionally drip. It can sometimes feel good when I am blown and sometimes, it can be painful. What am I?
10. Found in Men’s Pants But Not Women
Riddle: I am found in all men’s pants but never on a girl’s dress. What am I?
11. Starts with P, Ends with ORN
Riddle: It starts with the letter “P” and ends in “O.R.N”. I play a major role in the film industry. What am I?
12. Hairy Outside, Soft Inside
Riddle: I am hairy on the outside and soft on the inside. I start with the letter “C” and end in the letter “T”. What am I?
13. Hard Going In, Soft Coming Out
Riddle: I am hard going in and very soft when I come out. I never mind when you blow me. What am I?
Answer: Chewing gum
14. Dirty Who am I Riddle
Riddle: Most of the time when I go in, I cause some pain. I can fill your holes when asked to. I sometimes ask you to spit and not swallowing it. Who am I?
Answer: A dentist
15. Long Hard, Women Love Me
Riddle: I am long, hard and women love me very much for my health benefits. I have the word “C.U.M” within me. What am I?
16. Dirty Riddles II
Riddle: I am fun and entertaining but you will hate to know your parents do it too. What is it?
Answer: Social media platform like Facebook
17. Shooting Arrows
Riddle: My shaft is stiff. I penetrate very deep into your body. You can shoot me up or onto someone else and I come with a quiver. What am I?
Answer: An arrow
18. Everyone Sleeps After Getting on Me
Riddle: Some people prefer being on top others at the bottom. Above all, they always fall asleep soon after getting on me. What am I?
Answer: A bunk bed.
19. Use Fingers to Put On and Pull Off After Use
Riddle: I am made of either latex or rubber. You wear me for protection every time you feel not so comfortable with what you are dipping yourself into. You use your fingers to get me on and pull me off. What am I?
20. Men Have a Long or Short One
Riddle: All men have it. Some have theirs longer than others sometimes depending on where they come from. The Pope and most Catholic bishops rarely use theirs. Men usually give it to their wives once they are married. What am I?
Answer: Their last name
There you have our complete list of dirty riddles with answers.
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